I have accidentally stumbled upon a new source of revenue.
As a joke in early December I posted a dead plant online with the hope of getting a laugh out of all two people who live in my flat (one of which is me, with whom I was successful).
To make the joke really stick, I decided I'd have to fully commit (the first 10 minutes of my day at work) to a. setting up an Ebay account, and b. selling this plant in through the magic of advertising (cringe).
What you see above: The photo of the plant that sold
What you see below: My blurb to advertise this plant to it's full potential.
What I learned: Marketing can be extremely misleading, to the point where people actually make money.
Now, just need to think of what I can try to get rid of next... if you have any unwanted or dead stuff, please do get in touch and I'll see what I can do.
Note: In the above case the plant had been thrown out by the time it was bought, so the money was refunded.